Yousef Tuqan Tuqan


Finally completed Modern Warfare 3. The final battle scenes take place in Burj Al Arab! Fought my way up from the fish tanks to the helipad!



Somewhere in Sweden, a newspaper layout editor is laughing till he wets his pants. (via @SariTuqan)



Simply disgusting. On every level.

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Inter-Emirate ridiculous spending competition.

Abu Dhabi one-upping Dubai with a night out at Etoiles.



Behold! A 387,988 AED bill from Cavalli Club.

This is so offensive on so many levels, I cannot even begin to talk about it without spitting.

(via THE_47th )


Playing Liar’s Dice in a Kowloon drinking den with @Metaxas & @MeredithTuqan

Playing Liar’s Dice in a Kowloon drinking den with @Metaxas & @MeredithTuqan



Ronnie - the epic Christmas Dog.



I have seen some pimping boardrooms, but this is the pimpest.



When you do dickish things like call yourself a  “born-again entrepreneur”, God punishes you with spelling mistakes in the headline.



Whenever you meet another man at an Aussie wedding who is also wearing a skirt, you have to take a picture together as a matter of principle.



From last week’s Thailand adventure: here’s a drink that won’t go down too well in Dubai.



The moment you realize that you and your wife fly a lot: when you show her the nine currencies in your wallet, and she’s got ten. #GPOYW



I know it’s not cool to propogate racial stereotypes but when there’s a drink in Thailand on offer called Pina Corada I mean come on!!!

I know it’s not cool to propogate racial stereotypes but when there’s a drink in Thailand on offer called Pina Corada I mean come on!!!


Kellogg Co. realizes it was foolish to send a cease and desist letter to non-profit Maya Archaeology Initiative to stop using a toucan in its logo. Agrees to contribute $100,000 to help build a cultural center in Guatemala instead.

cwj:

Good for Kellogg to own up to their mistake.

On another note, it appears that the Mayans had giant toucans that ate people who tried to climb to the tops of their pyramids.

This is good news. I was gonna sue Kellogg’s for using my family name without permission if they didn’t.

Via Chris' Tumblr


Champagne? Check. @MeredithTuqan? Check. Upgrade Fairy for the win? Check!



So this is how full tonight’s flight is gonna be. If there was ever a night for the Upgrade Fairy to make an appearance, this is it.


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